A silly story to begin a silly blog

I am unsure how to begin this blogging process, which explains why I created it more than a week ago and haven't touched it since. Last night was an inspiration for me though, a push through the door of blogging. I have a need, that i am unsure if other people have, to share my most embarrassing stories with whoever will listen to me. I don't know what that says about me, if there is some greater psychological insight to be garnered from this. I'm not going to think about that and just tell my story.

Last night, after a dinner where maybe I had a little too much to drink, I played a few games of Beer-Pong in a friend's basement. This combination lead to me being drunk, thats what the exposition was setting up. I was jawing with some friends sitting on a couch, giving and taking some flack, having a lot of fun. After one especially good jab against me, I jumped up in the air and in true middle-school style, performed an x-pac style, groin bracketing, SUCKIT maneuver.

In doing so, my feet slipped out from underneath me, and i tumbled backwards, hitting the back of my head on the corner of the table. Half embarrassed, Half in a lot of pain; I left the party soon afterwards. I then realized how fucking silly it was, called a few friends to tell them about it (I think the impact made me drunker, as I was more courageous with my telephone talk, I am usually very bad on the telephone-maybe a future blog post). I went to sleep after realizing that i might have a small concussion, but being drunk enough not to care.

My head hurts and I feel slow today, so hopefully nothing has gone wrong with my body.

this is my story

this is my first blog post

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